Saturday, February 18, 2006

Free comedy

Free, I guess because it isn't meant to be funny (which makes it all the funnier!).

A lawyer apologizes to the Vice President for the trouble he caused when he was shot in the head by Cheney.

How powerful is Cheney?!

Man, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!!!

Friday, February 17, 2006

CNN

CNN...the best comedy money can buy...

I just saw a sound bite from Wolf Blitzer asking, "...so what do you want the world to know?"...followed immediately about a story of a lost dog in a New York airport. That was followed by a story on whether or not Johnny Weir is really gay (with some wonderful put-downs of both Desperate Housewives and American Idle...both, no doubt deserved...but STILL!). In this day and age what possible relation does any of that have to anything outside of tabloids?

That all occurred during what was as near as I could tell was essentially a 25 min. promo of snowboarding as a sport. Not that isn't, but where in any of the above was anything worthy of news?.

Apparently the rest of the world (aside from those being vilafied for protesting offensive images in print) is just fine. There was also a wonderful story on how the "Freedom Fries" issue has now become a a verbal protest on Danishes.

I now feel truly informed! I can't understand why mainstream media is losing so much viewership, when the irony and chance for comedic routines is running at such a fevered pitch! Please don't let me even consider that they are just showing what people really want to see...There are some things just too horrible to consider!

Has there EVER been an easier time for comedians?!

Glad to see what news is really of interest! Maybe if Chaney shot another person in the head (while aiming at a little ground-walking bird), it might get almost as much time as that lost doggie in NY! Tens of thousands dead in Iraq for what amounts to a lie, sanctioned torture, the Constitution being essentially turned into a useless pice of historically interesting paper, but we need a helicopter shot of the search for the missing dog (which in all fairness is a champion Whippet!).

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Embarrassment X Ten

Let me start by saying how windy it is today. It's like a typhoon on a sunny day.

I was finishing up shopping for dinner. Thirsty, and needing to mail some postcards, I bought a beer at the 7-11. A bag hanging from each handlebar of the bike, and an open beer in hand; a gust of wind made me grab my hat. That resulted in a most spectacular fall-on-my ass spectacle. The beer shower aside, (I think beer may have gone 20-30 feet) a four year old little girl came up to me to ask if I was okay. Life is not supposed to be like this! I flew out of there so fast, I forgot to send the postcards I went there to mail
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As the embarrassment fades and the humor of it all sets in...my butt hurts!!!!! God most certainly has a sense of humor...or at least irony.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Random Stuff

The title says it all. This really is random stuff.

Just re-read my last post. I stand by all of it, but I really ought to stop writing and posting late at night. I even revised the first couple of lines.

I had a virus a couple of weeks ago (fever, lack of appetite, hot followed by cold, the whole bit), and couldn't eat for a few days. I wasn't eating all that well (volume, timing, etc.) for a while before that though. That's really not a good thing when you are following my food lifestyle. After I got over the virus, my appetite came back...with a vengeance. I'm now back to a much healthier eating style that has actually added a few pounds (some of which were needed...I was getting a little too thin according to friends).

Now I need to get back into a little working out. I dread starting, because I've let myself go so long with practically no exercise at all. Bike trips to shop for dinner have been about it. I'm so lazy about starting. Even when I do briefly try, it is often followed rapidly by the "put it off until you can no longer pretend you are doing it at all" phase. If I can just keep up any regular workout for two consecutive weeks, I know I'll stick to it (for a pretty long time). When it happens next, I'm guessing there will be a post here about it...

Man. Put out my political beliefs on this blog (no matter how provocative or antagonistic), and none of my family or close friends have any comment. This post will probably get several. Go figure. You know, it's okay to debate, argue and disagree on the blog and keep that completely separate from all other communication. You can even comment as "Anonymous".

I saw a guy on a scooter run a red light tonight. On a bicycle I'd probably do the same (though scooters are a little different). He was doing about 30 mph (48 kph). None of that really surprised me considering the time of night and light traffic...but this guy was doing cell phone email at the time!!!!! I've talked about the "cell phone/lack of attention to surroundings" thing before, but even I was shocked when seeing it done on a scooter hauling-ass down the road at night. What could possibly be that important?!

A decent night's sleep and I have parted company some time ago. I have often had problems sleeping in recent years. Usually it's the "can't get to sleep until the sun's coming up" variety. I still (on non-work nights) have a bit of a challenge to get to bed before it starts getting light out. I sleep late, but it still only amounts to less than six hours. Recently, the problem has changed. No matter when I get to bed and no matter how tired I am, I seem to sleep an hour or two and wake up. This is followed by an hour of sleep or so, waking, another hour of sleep, waking...you get the idea. There are nights when I get seven hours of sleep (plenty good for me), but since they came in intervals of one and two hours at a time, it just isn't the same. If this happens more than four consecutive nights, my days can be a little wired.

I've been in this country for more than fourteen years. Every time I get a visitor (which hasn't been all that often), I find myself learning more about the country I live in, and call home. It's not just the visits to the historic sites (which I still enjoy), it's the other questions and cultural things that come up. It's a chance to talk about things like food (always one of my favorites), check out things I hadn't really thought about, and re-live some of those things that so fascinated me when I was new to this country.

Well...certainly not worthy of James Joyce's stream-of-consciousness, but generally, these were things that came to mind in the order they hit while waiting for that urge to get some sleep.